Ingesting poison as if tonic grog? Consuming medicine befit a dog? What prophet could foresee where we now stand? A…
Trumpspeare: [into phone] And it be false, what they hath said, such lies! Methinks this will away, and quickly so.…
Our once strong industries now sorely strained, From tariffs brought by but a raging knave. We hereby order all who…
‘Tis not our place to say the man is orange, For, analyzing tone is not our charge. But, if he…
Ay, Cohen lied for me, and lied to thee, I lied to thee and thou now lie’st for me. It…
Tribunes, Patricians, Citizens. As We mark our ballots, one week hence, Our hope is, that We wield grace and respect,…
Flippers, tattlers, turncoats, curse them all, Fie on traitors working with the law. Fie on truth and justice, for what…
Didst thou not consort with naughty harlots, who spanked thy scoundrel arse with rolled up pamphlets?
Plug up all these leaks, put out these fires! A pact of truth, we’ll have, amongst us liars.
If seekest ye a ruler of some wherewithal, Seekest ye beyond these stink-stained rubber walls.